#python tag

[hmshermitcraft]

(Background for this: My headcanon for Python is that he has the torso of a human, but with a snake head and a tail instead of legs)

When he first met Python, Wels was adamant on defeating the hermit in battle. After all, he was a knight, and Python was a serpent. How could he pass up the opportunity to slay a serpent?

Python, however, thought Wels was absolutely adorable. He would constantly pester the knight just to watch him get all huffy. Every morning, Wels would draw his sword and challenge Python to a duel, and every time, Python would coil around Wels and coo at him like he was a puppy. Poor Wels couldn't stand it.

One day, Python finally accepted Wels' challenge. The duel took all morning, but eventually, Wels was decided as the victor. That is, until Python confessed to letting him win. His reasoning? The knight was too cute, he just HAD to give him the victory. Wels was irritated of course, but Python's "Bambi eyes" were enough to convince Wels to challenge the serpentine hermit to a date instead.

Even now, further into their relationship, Wels gets huffy when Python brings it up. He worked hard for that victory, then just to find out Python wasn't even fighting at full strength?

See, Python doesn't actually need to fight at full strength. He's a serpent. He's cooler than that. Wels would probably beat him with ease in a proper duel, but Python isn't going to give him the satisfaction of knowing it.

He much prefers coiling his hand into Wels' anyway.

[justarandomart]

do you think Shadow can just grow back limbs like a weird lizard?

[westoni]

Need home(s) for my reptiles. FLORIDA

this post is already hard enough to write. My family is experiencing housing trouble. We are currently in a hotel and have to be out on the 10th. We're going to be living out of our car soon for a few weeks so I need to find homes for my herps. If you could just house them temporarily that'd be even better, I really do not want to lose them they are beloved family pets.. I have two whole packs of small rats I can supply you for now.

Old Man (20 year old Ball Python) ♂

and Romeo ( 10 year old Argentine black and white Tegu) ♀

If you live around Brevard or Indian River County and can take one or even both of them please, I am begging, please reach out to me. I will provide their enclosures, feeders, and more information on our situation. Thank you for reading.

(if you want to help us another way you could share my ko-fi link. i will do pet doodles for any donations after we are stable. just include a link to a photo in your message. commissions are open as well but may take longer to complete due to our situation.)

[toradhart]

Happy year of the snake!

This was technically a patreon request, I do a sketch request once a month.

[garlic-sauc3]

wow cant believe this happened in the show canonically

[planetlongjourney]

This is basically what happened in the show

(Also sorry to the 3 million people who have definitely already done this)

S1-S3:

S4-S7:

[bucketofgarides]

3 idiots here to remind you to eat today!! Take it from the computer, the evil raw meat loving fish and the guy who only ate dirt and silverfish for 3 months in a basement Waaah I’m so tired this week 🔪💔 (I literally fell asleep 4+ times while drawing this and I don’t remember coloring like half of it lmao)

I hate Arsonist (the bg dude) but I love drawing delusional people UGH meow meow meow meow meow

Waaah I kinda fucked up with a thing in this drawing and it’s not noticeable at all unless I tell you but in my head I know it’s not REAL LIFE ACCURATE and I think I’ll cry for 27 hours now

but EASTER BREAK EASTER BREAK EASTER BREAK EASTER BREAK ESTARE BREKA EASTE R BREAK KESTER BREAK EASTERL BERAK !!!! YAYYYYYY

[nexttimeisnotthesame]

45 | ∞   JJP random gifs *.*

[benny-hollendaise]

Father is begging me to make smart decisions. I got stuck on his desk not once, but TWICE in the last hour, but LOOK AT THIS FACE! You can't stay mad at this face. 😳🐍😶‍🌫️

[petercushingscheekbones]

whenever I feel sad, overwhelmed, stressed or plain disgusted with life I watch some unhinged British TV (especially comedy panels and shows)

No cure like that

[nostalgebraist]

Due to recent experiences, I am feeling an urge to make an anti-drug-style PSA except it's warning impressionable machine-learning-curious teens to never, ever try a thing called "Huggingface transformers Trainer"

Not. Even. Once.

[duskythesomething]

here's an update on Cheesecake Banana Snake for everyone! He Gettin Lorge

[python-nebula]

I loved the episode so much omg, Johns little laughs when Sherlock is confronting ‘Presbury’, Sherlock calming John down after getting him outta the pool (AND CALLING HIM JOHN), Marianas cat pregnancy, the cat himself, Sherlock covering for Mariana by pretending he made the cat noises out of excitement, ‘I have a dog, and a detective, to look after’, it was just great

[gorebonk]

Have your food Monty Python people i have little guy doodles

[lesbonoi]

hmm. do you think time could be different in some way in cyrus’s mirror prison. and for him whatever set him off and made tron seal this booboo bear within the earth is a Lot fucking fresher for him. like for him its just been like a month or so.

[k8-marsh]

Life Is Strange - Text-based Game :-)

hi everyone!! i don't really know how tumblr works but i just wanted to share this python game i've been working on for a little while;

it's super simple but it's really fun to work on :D at present it's nowhere near finished-- i wanted to share it to see if you guys have any feedback or ideas on what needs to be added, thank you very much :)

NOTE:

the server that i like to code my life is strange games on doesn't allow other people to run them anymore for some reason </3 i am so sorry about this - if you really want to try and play it you can play 'Fork' and it should make your own version that you can run, but i think you might need an account for this (free but still a bit of a hassle) so sorry for the hindrance... i'll try to find a better platform soon! :)